Bunko.T wrote:
How about factoring in the adage: Treat others as we would like to be treated.
Or how about this & go all the way:
Let's Offend Everyone
I came out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage.
A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days.'
I told him 'I wish I had your will power.'
I took my Biology exam last Friday.I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells.
Apparently "Blacks" and "Romanian gipsies" were not the correct answers.
A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunch time. She said 'sorry about the wait.'
I said 'don't worry, you're bound to lose it eventually. '
I walked past a black kid sitting at a bus stop as I went into the bank.
When I came out, he looked at me and said 'Any Change?'
I said 'Nope, you're still black'
Snow in the forecast! The TV weather girl said she was expecting 8 inches tonight.
I thought to myself, Jesus fat chance with a face like that!
Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away.
But all the doctors are Muslim now, so I've found a bacon sandwich works better!
Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such an immense shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed.