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Emergency Last Minute Instructions For Cooking A Turkey
Nov 22, 2012 10:10:58   #
Remoman Loc: Someplace Remote Near LA
 
- Go buy a turkey
- Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD
- Put turkey in the oven
- Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
- Set the degree at 375 ovens
- Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
- Turn oven the on
- Take 4 whisks of drinky
- Turk the bastey
- Whiskey another bottle of get
- Stick a turkey in the thermometer
- Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
- Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Floor the turkey up off of the pick
- Turk the carvey
- Get yourself another scottle of botch
- Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
- Bless the saying, pass and eat out

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Nov 22, 2012 10:46:51   #
St3v3M Loc: 35,000 feet
 
(Hiccup)

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Nov 23, 2012 07:47:46   #
BboH Loc: s of 2/21, Ellicott City, MD
 
You forsot the stuffing!

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Nov 23, 2012 10:39:46   #
papayanirvana Loc: Kauai
 
you been to my house at TG?

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Nov 23, 2012 13:09:36   #
Daryl New Loc: Wellington,New Zealand
 
Cheers

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Nov 23, 2012 17:00:11   #
susanl Loc: Brisbane QLD Australia
 
One tequila
Two tequila
Three tequila
Floor

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