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SAS
Nov 22, 2012 09:29:28   #
viscountdriver Loc: East Kent UK
 
An irishman went for an interview to join the SAS.
There are three tests he was told.
You go in one room and repair a broken computer to test your technical skills.
You go in another room and remove an abcess from a sick tiger to test your courage and a third room where you see how many times you can make love to a blond to test your endurance.
He returned some time later covered in bites, bleeding all over but with a happy grin.
The computers working fine, he said.I removed the abcess from the blond but the tiger didn't like it much.

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Nov 23, 2012 09:49:38   #
TheRabidOne
 
Funny! And my friend was in the SAS so that was extra funny! :lol:

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Nov 23, 2012 11:58:45   #
Robbie7 Loc: Northampton. England
 
My younger brother was in the Paras, the saying that really got him mad was..
The Para : Strength of a Carthorse, speed of a Race horse and brains of a Rocking horse...mind you it didn't take much to make him mad..lol

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Nov 23, 2012 13:12:17   #
Daryl New Loc: Wellington,New Zealand
 
Thanks must pass that on to my Jokes email list.

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Nov 23, 2012 18:41:53   #
LouT Loc: Maryland
 
Funny

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