Old but makes me laugh
Nov 22, 2012 04:16:16 #
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WALKING THE DOG
A woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco .. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way.
The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind.
A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her guide dog lay quietly
underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and
calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?"
The blind lady said, "No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs."
Picture this:
All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a guide dog for the blind! Even worse, the pilot was wearing sunglasses !
People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!
True story.....
Have a great day and remember....
THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR .
A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!!
WALKING THE DOG
A woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco .. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way.
The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind.
A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her guide dog lay quietly
underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and
calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?"
The blind lady said, "No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs."
Picture this:
All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a guide dog for the blind! Even worse, the pilot was wearing sunglasses !
People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!
True story.....
Have a great day and remember....
THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR .
A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!!
Nov 22, 2012 09:35:56 #
Nov 23, 2012 12:54:05 #
andypilot wrote:
. br WALKING THE DOG br A woman was flying from ... (show quote)
That is cute... more wonderful than funny... now nice.
Nov 23, 2012 13:05:35 #
Nov 24, 2012 02:19:20 #
krgatlgm wrote:
That's why McDonald's has braille menus at the drive-thru.
Probably why there are Braille keypads at some ATMs. :roll: 8-)
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