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Sep 10, 2023 22:28:35   #
alexol
 
A young couple took their three-year-old son to Dr. Cohen.

With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small "member".

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him bagels with cream cheese. That should solve the problem."

The next morning, at the breakfast table, there was a large stack of warm bagels and cream cheese in the middle of the table.

"Gee, mom," the boy exclaimed. "For me?"

"Just take two," his mother replied. "The rest are for your father.

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Sep 10, 2023 23:15:43   #
lxu532 Loc: Cherry Hill, NJ
 
very funny!

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Sep 11, 2023 00:12:28   #
dancers Loc: melbourne.victoria, australia
 
a friend of mine had a four year old grandson, who when sliding over the back of a couch, injured his "member" Grandpa rang a doctor who said there was not real damage and would soon be perfect. Little one, between sobs, said to Dr." will I have to get a plastic one?"

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Sep 11, 2023 02:26:28   #
Wallen Loc: Middle Earth
 
dancers wrote:
a friend of mine had a four year old grandson, who when sliding over the back of a couch, injured his "member" Grandpa rang a doctor who said there was not real damage and would soon be perfect. Little one, between sobs, said to Dr." will I have to get a plastic one?"


said to Dr."will It be able to play the violin?"

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Sep 11, 2023 08:06:03   #
flyguy Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico
 

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Sep 11, 2023 08:38:11   #
starlifter Loc: Towson, MD
 
Chuckle chuckle.

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Sep 11, 2023 10:14:47   #
JBuckley
 
Good one!

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Sep 11, 2023 11:30:19   #
samantha90 Loc: Fort Worth,Texas
 
Ouch! I have to share this one.

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Sep 11, 2023 18:54:07   #
PAR4DCR Loc: A Sunny Place
 


Don

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