wjones8637 Loc: Burleson, TX

I walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked me what I had. I said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down my name, address, medical insurance number and told me to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked me what I had.
I said, 'Shingles' So she wrote down my height, weight, a complete medical history and told me to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked me what I had. I said, 'Shingles...'
So the nurse gave me a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told me to take off all my clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found me sitting patiently in the nude and asked me what I had.
I said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
I said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'

PAR4DCR Loc: A Sunny Place

Sounds about right.

Don

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

This is an oldie, but always funny, maybe more so to me because I did a lot of roofing in my teens through thirties.

Mark Sturtevant Loc: Grand Blanc, MI

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sueyeisert Loc: New Jersey

Good laugh. Good way to start the day!

Lucasdv123

I hate it when I call for blood work results. I give them my name, birthrate, and my phone #.they put me on hold and when they come back they ask "WHAT WAS YOUR NAME"?I usually ask them if they know something I don't know.by asking What , that tells me that I should'nt be alive.that scare the crap out of me.

rdemarco52 Loc: Wantagh, NY

Good one.