Seniors 12 Commandments
Aug 17, 2023 17:58:24 #
Going the e-mail rounds! 
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TWELVE COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS.
#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.”
#6 - “On time” is when you get there.
#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.
#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.
#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
. . . And one more:
“One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.
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TWELVE COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS.
#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.”
#6 - “On time” is when you get there.
#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.
#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.
#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
. . . And one more:
“One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.
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Stephan G wrote:
#14..Keep a thesaurus at hand to find appropriate terms.
Aug 18, 2023 10:06:08 #
PaulBrit
Loc: Merlin, Southern Oregon
What a grand list; I hadn't seen it before doing the email rounds. But I would like to copy the list for my blog. (79 in November!)
Aug 18, 2023 10:07:38 #
PaulBrit wrote:
What a grand list; I hadn't seen it before doing the email rounds. But I would like to copy the list for my blog. (79 in November!)
Go for it!Aug 18, 2023 10:08:24 #
Aug 18, 2023 11:04:25 #
bcheary wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds! img src="https://static.... (show quote)
Just EXCELLENT! Thanks.
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