raymondh wrote:
The sun was just setting as Ralph returned to camp, all tuckered out from dragging his trophy buck.
His buddy Tom congratulates him for the beautiful 12 pointer he shot & says, "by the way, where's Bob?
"Oh, he's a couple miles back, having a heart attack".
"And you left him there!!??
"Well, there was just too much weight for me to haul them both back, and what the heck, I figured nobody was gonna steal Bob".