In the News (eye rollers)
Aug 16, 2023 00:59:33 #
A man fell from the 10th floor and found dead, reportedly committing suicide by stabbing himself 35 times in the back and finishing it with a shotgun to the head 3 times.
DUI repeat offender Sargent Jones, caught himself speeding again. He reported that he noticed himself going 90 on a 35 zone so turned on his lights and after a short chase caught himself and got suspended under the acacia tree. He was also caught with a dead phone so was charged with a battery. Finally to nail the bust, he charged himself with illegal possession of an ugly face. Further penalties was promised to be given.
Great news, everything is fine in Memphis!
It was approved that jaywalking, littering and speeding are just fine. $100, $300 & $500 respectively.
And for the weather; The cyclone Berryberry which was expected to make landfall at 6pm will be delayed.
It will arrive much later due to the bad weather.
For our editorial we have a request to read a love letter from Jorg to Maria.
Maria wherever you are, this is from Jorg:
It reads,
Dear Maria,
Never have I seen such a lovely face.
Never have I felt so much longing
With all my heart i wish to be with you
I'd climb the highest mountain
For you I'd swim the widest sea
So please give me you love and patience today
I can't come
it is raining.
I'll be there tomorrow.
Jorg
DUI repeat offender Sargent Jones, caught himself speeding again. He reported that he noticed himself going 90 on a 35 zone so turned on his lights and after a short chase caught himself and got suspended under the acacia tree. He was also caught with a dead phone so was charged with a battery. Finally to nail the bust, he charged himself with illegal possession of an ugly face. Further penalties was promised to be given.
Great news, everything is fine in Memphis!
It was approved that jaywalking, littering and speeding are just fine. $100, $300 & $500 respectively.
And for the weather; The cyclone Berryberry which was expected to make landfall at 6pm will be delayed.
It will arrive much later due to the bad weather.
For our editorial we have a request to read a love letter from Jorg to Maria.
Maria wherever you are, this is from Jorg:
It reads,
Dear Maria,
Never have I seen such a lovely face.
Never have I felt so much longing
With all my heart i wish to be with you
I'd climb the highest mountain
For you I'd swim the widest sea
So please give me you love and patience today
I can't come
it is raining.
I'll be there tomorrow.
Jorg
Aug 16, 2023 09:36:39 #
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Aug 17, 2023 09:48:22 #
Reminds me of a silly rhyme we used to say as kids: Two dead boys got up to fight, one fine morning in the middle of the night. They pulled out knives and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill the two dead boys.
Aug 17, 2023 10:56:29 #
dbjazz wrote:
Reminds me of a silly rhyme we used to say as kids: Two dead boys got up to fight, one fine morning in the middle of the night. They pulled out knives and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill the two dead boys.
I see you’re location is Long Island. I grew up in Queens and remember that same rhyme with a minor variation or two. Wonder if it’s a regional thing or if people from other regions are familiar with it?
Aug 17, 2023 11:03:10 #
Dannj wrote:
I see you’re location is Long Island. I grew up in Queens and remember that same rhyme with a minor variation or two. Wonder if it’s a regional thing or if people from other regions are familiar with it?
I grew up in the Bronx. Maybe it's a city thing. Now I have to investigate :-)
Aug 17, 2023 13:00:18 #
dbjazz wrote:
I grew up in the Bronx. Maybe it's a city thing. Now I have to investigate :-)
Keep me posted👍😊
Aug 17, 2023 17:36:23 #
Reminds me of a story I heard from my dad. A shallow grave was discovered with a body covered with a rawhide tarp of a local guy suspected of stealing cattle. Sherriff ruled it a suicide.
Aug 17, 2023 22:47:17 #
Aug 17, 2023 22:47:28 #
tgreenhaw wrote:
Reminds me of a story I heard from my dad. A shallow grave was discovered with a body covered with a rawhide tarp of a local guy suspected of stealing cattle. Sherriff ruled it a suicide.
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