Jason Aldean Files $58 Million 1st Amendment Lawsuit Against CMT - F**gg Eagleton - Patriot
https://dunning-kruger-times.com/jason-aldean-files-58-million-1st-amendment-lawsuit-against-cmt/When Country Music Television (CMT) decided to pull Jason Aldean’s video from its lineup, it began feeling the ramifications immediately. Calls for boycotts that have barely gotten underway have network executives in a full panic.
“The 1st Amendment is about as explainable to cultists as the 14th. They’re just not built to understand that it’s not always a case of ‘what Jethro thinks should happen.’ But it’s always worth a good chuckle.”
CMAs Replaces Garth Brooks with Jason Aldean as MC: “He’s More In Tune With Country Values” - F**gg Eagleton - Patriot
https://dunning-kruger-times.com/cma-aldean/Country music star Jason Aldean is making waves in liberal circles with his new song about living a small-town life. For those on the left, apparently, loving God and owning guns is barbaric.
To those who actually live in rural America, Aldean was singing their anthem. They love their country, their god, and yes…their guns. They represent an overwhelming number of country music fans.
The Academy of Country Music has decided that Aldean represents the fan base far more than next year’s scheduled Master of Ceremonies, Garth Brooks. “He’s in tune with country values, said Academy President Joe Barron, “and while we appreciate Garth’s contributions, he no longer represents us.”
ALLOD Correspondent Skip Tetheludah wouldn’t confirm or deny if the story was fictional in nature. “Sadly, there’s no way to know for sure,” he said, “as is the case often with our material.”
The outlet continues to be a consistent source of information for the Dunning Kruger Times. What an age we live in, patriots. God Bless America.
Luke Bryan Pulls His Videos From CMT: “Time For The Bud Light Treatment” - F**gg Eagleton - Patriot
https://dunning-kruger-times.com/luke-bryan-pulls-his-videos-from-cmt-time-for-the-bud-light-treatment/Standing in solidarity with his good friend Jason Aldean, Bryan notified CMT that he was pulling their license to use his material effective immediately. “Your network isn’t fit for my music,” he reportedly told Executive Vice President Joe Barron, “Until you reinstate Jason’s video and issue him a formal apology, you get nothing from my label.”
The action is prompting others in the country community to do the same. Sources say Toby Keith is next in line, with others considering it as well.
“We have to stick together like we did with Bud Light and Target,” said Bryan,” and we will prevail once again.”