Paddy and the frying pan
Jun 30, 2023 15:06:59 #
Here's one from St Patrick's Day:
"Young Paddy invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Paddy's flat mate, Joanne was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between young Paddy and his flat mate than met the eye.
Reading his mum's thoughts, Young Paddy volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates'.
About a week later, Joanne came to young Paddy saying,'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you??
'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Paddy.
So he sat down and wrote
Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you did take the frying pan from my house.
I'm not saying that you did not take the frying pan.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love Paddy
Several days later, Paddy received an email from his mother which read
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you do sleep with Joanne,
And I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Joanne,
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the frying pan by now.
😄😄
Mark
"Young Paddy invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Paddy's flat mate, Joanne was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between young Paddy and his flat mate than met the eye.
Reading his mum's thoughts, Young Paddy volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates'.
About a week later, Joanne came to young Paddy saying,'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you??
'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Paddy.
So he sat down and wrote
Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you did take the frying pan from my house.
I'm not saying that you did not take the frying pan.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love Paddy
Several days later, Paddy received an email from his mother which read
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you do sleep with Joanne,
And I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Joanne,
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the frying pan by now.
😄😄
Mark
Jun 30, 2023 15:09:19 #
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Amator21
Loc: California
markngolf wrote:
Here's one from St Patrick's Day: br "Young P... (show quote)
I would say that this panned out quite well!
Poul.
Jun 30, 2023 15:20:40 #
Amator21 wrote:
I would say that this panned out quite well!
Poul.
Poul.
👍👏
Mark
Jun 30, 2023 15:33:03 #
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Jun 30, 2023 15:55:21 #
markngolf wrote:
Here's one from St Patrick's Day: br "Young P... (show quote)
Can't outsmart mothers!Jun 30, 2023 15:55:51 #
markngolf wrote:
Thanks Mike!
Mark
Mark
Don't mess with the mama. I used to think that mine was psychic. No, she was smarter and wiser.
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