Going to church in Chicago!
Jun 26, 2023 16:58:09 #
Going the e-mail rounds.
While I was in Chicago, I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church. So, I decided to go there and check them out in person.
As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church? He laid his hands on my shoulder and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today." I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today." Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me. After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold they were right...
My car was gone.
While I was in Chicago, I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church. So, I decided to go there and check them out in person.
As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church? He laid his hands on my shoulder and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today." I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today." Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me. After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold they were right...
My car was gone.
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Jun 27, 2023 10:28:26 #
bcheary wrote:
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Now, that is hilarious, thanks for my morning belly buster, Brian.
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Earnest Botello wrote:
Now, that is hilarious, thanks for my morning belly buster, Brian.
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