Hairy ears!
May 23, 2023 16:10:24 #
Going the e-mail rounds. 
My neighbour found out that her dog ( a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet, who found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Nora that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the chemist and get some "Immac" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
Nora went to the chemist and bought some "Immac" hair remover. At the till, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
Nora say's, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."
Nora replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist say's, "Oh well, in that case, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
My neighbour found out that her dog ( a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet, who found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Nora that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the chemist and get some "Immac" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
Nora went to the chemist and bought some "Immac" hair remover. At the till, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
Nora say's, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."
Nora replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist say's, "Oh well, in that case, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
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May 24, 2023 11:49:11 #
joehel2 wrote:
Heard this before but it always gives me a belly laugh😊
May 24, 2023 11:49:22 #
May 24, 2023 12:28:46 #
MosheR
Loc: New York City
bcheary wrote:
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I thought it was a pussy.
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Mark Sturtevant wrote:
I didn't even know that was a joke until the end! 😅
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