The Colonel from Virginia..
Theyears between 60 and 90 are the hardest.
You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down."
T.S. Elliot
"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us; at age 40, we don't care what they think of us;
at age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all."
Ann Landers
"The important thing to remember is that I'm probably going to forget."
Unknown
"It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone,
but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone."
Andy Rooney
"The older I get, the better I used to be."
Lee Trevino
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a lot more as they get older,
and then it dawned on me ... they're cramming for their final exam."
George Carlin
"Grandchildren don't make a man feel old, it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother that does."
J. Norman Collie
"To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except exercise, get up early, or be respectable."
Oscar Wilde
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for."
Will Rogers
"We must recognize that, as we grow older, we become like old cars ...
more and more repairs and replacements are necessary."
C.S. Lewis
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened."
Jennifer Yanez
"I'm so old that my blood type is discontinued."
Bill Dana
"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.
Mark Twain
"Old people shouldn't eat healthy foods. They need all the preservatives they can get."
Robert Orben
I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was.
Toby Keith
Bmarsh wrote:
The Colonel from Virginia..
Theyears between 60 and 90 are the hardest.
You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down."
T.S. Elliot
"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us; at age 40, we don't care what they think of us;
at age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all."
Ann Landers
"The important thing to remember is that I'm probably going to forget."
Unknown
"It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone,
but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone."
Andy Rooney
"The older I get, the better I used to be."
Lee Trevino
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a lot more as they get older,
and then it dawned on me ... they're cramming for their final exam."
George Carlin
"Grandchildren don't make a man feel old, it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother that does."
J. Norman Collie
"To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except exercise, get up early, or be respectable."
Oscar Wilde
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for."
Will Rogers
"We must recognize that, as we grow older, we become like old cars ...
more and more repairs and replacements are necessary."
C.S. Lewis
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened."
Jennifer Yanez
"I'm so old that my blood type is discontinued."
Bill Dana
"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.
Mark Twain
"Old people shouldn't eat healthy foods. They need all the preservatives they can get."
Robert Orben
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I do agree with Will Rogers 100%
Rich2236
Loc: E. Hampstead, New Hampshire
I agree with Will Rogers also! 1000 %.
I have had 8 operations in my life, 3 were quite a few years ago, and the last 5 were only within the last 2 years!!! And thinking about it I am looking forward to 3 or 4 more sometime this year.
"I'm so old that when I was a kid, the Dead Sea was only sick. --Source unknown
You know when you are old when you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
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