gorgehiker Loc: Lexington, Ky

You just can't make this stuff up.

"Former President Donald Trump was so detached from reality after losing the 2020 e******n that he would have believed aliens arrived on Earth and stole Republican b****ts, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) told an Atlanta-area grand jury last year. “He said that during that time, if somebody had told Trump that aliens came down and stole Trump b****ts, that Trump would’ve believed it,” one grand juror told the Atlanta Journal Constitution."

jim quist Loc: Missouri

well that's Lindsey Graham for you

National Park

And that's Donald Trump for you...

dpullum Loc: Tampa Florida

Trump will plead insanity and be in a lavish first-class asylum.
If in federal prison, he residing in Florida will be in the one in Atlanta which decades ago was featured in Architectural Digest in all it splendor.

Trump, if convicted and not given probation based on age then shopping is in order:
https://alanellis.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/WhiteCollarOffenderPrisonShopping.pdf

If you, fellow UHH people, are homeless and/or have cancer, rob a federal bank and you will have good accommodations and medical treatment.

If you can not afford a college degree and student loans then room and board and education are free:
https://bpi.bard.edu/creative-loafing-gripping-documentary-spotlights-bard-prison-initiative/