A Cop and a Woman Driver, from a fellow hogger who shall remain nameless Graham
Mar 3, 2023 09:06:05 #
Rectum Stretcher
A woman was speeding down a highway in her car. While driving she passes a cop with a radar gun waiting patiently.
The policeman chases after her.
The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where is the emergency?"
She answers, "I'm late for work!"
'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
'I'm a rectum stretcher,' she replies.
The policeman asks,
"And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'
"And just what do you do with a 6 foot butthole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and put him on the highway"
C&B-G
A woman was speeding down a highway in her car. While driving she passes a cop with a radar gun waiting patiently.
The policeman chases after her.
The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where is the emergency?"
She answers, "I'm late for work!"
'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
'I'm a rectum stretcher,' she replies.
The policeman asks,
"And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'
"And just what do you do with a 6 foot butthole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and put him on the highway"
C&B-G
Mar 3, 2023 09:16:08 #
Graham Thirkill wrote:
Rectum Stretcher br br A woman was speeding down ... (show quote)
How long was her sentence??
Mar 3, 2023 09:21:21 #
JFCoupe
Loc: Kent, Washington
This one really stretches the limit. No one likes getting stopped by police but we should respect the job they are asked to do. Just my opinion.
Mar 3, 2023 09:39:43 #
JFCoupe wrote:
This one really stretches the limit. No one likes getting stopped by police but we should respect the job they are asked to do. Just my opinion.
I feel sure the cops can laugh at themselves. They are certainly not perfect...
C&B-G
Mar 3, 2023 10:17:18 #
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Mar 3, 2023 17:20:23 #
Graham Thirkill wrote:
Rectum Stretcher br br A woman was speeding down ... (show quote)
Must be a British thing. In the US if the police beats her up I would think she deserved it.
Mar 4, 2023 06:25:20 #
Mar 4, 2023 07:22:19 #
Graham Thirkill wrote:
I feel sure the cops can laugh at themselves. They are certainly not perfect...
C&B-G
C&B-G
Having been one, I can attest to that.
Like any job, it has a definitive type of humor that only those involved can appreciate. Another group that many do not comprehend are the Medicos. I have been around many variants and can understand the humor. Each group has their specific verbiage that is not too easily worked unless knowing the origins of the terms used.
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Mar 4, 2023 11:36:55 #
JFCoupe wrote:
This one really stretches the limit. No one likes getting stopped by police but we should respect the job they are asked to do. Just my opinion.
It's a joke, for Pete's sake!
I don't think too many people like radar gun operators. 
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