Graham Thirkill Loc: Idylic North Yorkshire, England UK.

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. She was not aware her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. When her husband came home unexpectedly, she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.
Boy: “Dark in here.”
Man: “Yes it is.”
Boy: “I have a baseball.”
Man: “That’s nice.”
Boy: “Want to buy it?”
Man: “No, thanks.”
Boy: “My dad’s outside.”
Man: “OK, how much?”
Boy: “$250.”
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.
Boy: “Dark in here.”
Man: “Yes, it is.”
Boy: “I have a baseball glove.”
Man: “That’s nice.”
Boy: “Want to buy it?”
Man: “No, thanks.”
Boy: “I’ll tell.”
Man: “How much?”
Boy: “$750.”
Man: “Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!”
The boy says, “I can’t. I sold them.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
The son says, “$1,000.”
The father says, “That’s terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, “Dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don’t start that shit again.”

I apologise again to the people who reported me to Admin for bad language. It was too late
to delete the terrible bad language in this joke........Graham (;-))

47greyfox Loc: on the edge of the Colorado front range

Hilarious!! You are treasure Graham!

markeisenbeil Loc: Deer Lodge, Montana

FrumCA

Funny.
PS - Being reported for something like this probably comes from the same folks who drive 10 miles an hour below the speed limit in the fast lane.

Beowulf Loc: Aquidneck Island, RI

Keep 'em coming, Graham!

Graham Thirkill Loc: Idylic North Yorkshire, England UK.

They have certainly taken away my choice of jokes. I am on edge now with almost every joke I post.
I thought adult humour, meant adult humour. Not some of the stuff I am posting now, since I got the warning
from Admin. I'm not enjoying myself like I was. I feel now that I am now sending jokes to a childrens weekly comic
Thanks for you comments they are appreciated./........C&B-G

FrumCA

I suppose it's OK if you don't have any words starting with "s" or "f".

Scruples Loc: Brooklyn, New York

While I’m not the Admin I hope you censor your own expletives. Not so much for us folks, but for the stuffy cranky old coots. Wait! What! I may not need to stretch my vocabulary.

Graham Thirkill Loc: Idylic North Yorkshire, England UK.

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