Graham Thirkill Loc: Idylic North Yorkshire, England UK.

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for million pounds, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million quid would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "So, did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million Pounds..............but Realistically, .........we're living with two sluts and a male gay.
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jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana