A Chinese Restaurant............Graham
Feb 27, 2023 15:26:17 #
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.
"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"
The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."
You're going to love this....................
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...............Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking
Duck"
Cheers and Beers Graham...098
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.
"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"
The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."
You're going to love this....................
.................................................................
................................................................
................................................................
...............Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking
Duck"
Cheers and Beers Graham...098
Feb 27, 2023 15:49:54 #
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Feb 28, 2023 07:54:32 #
Feb 28, 2023 07:59:27 #
Graham Thirkill wrote:
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and... (show quote)
It could have been worse. The kitchen may have sent out the "Peiping Duck". "Peiping" pronounced "Pee-ping". We say "Pee-ping", you say "Pay-ping"....
Feb 28, 2023 08:05:34 #
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Feb 28, 2023 08:11:07 #
Feb 28, 2023 10:36:29 #
My day is starting out just fine! Thank you, Graham! 🍻
Feb 28, 2023 12:45:08 #
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Feb 28, 2023 20:49:55 #
You are quite aways from me - but I think you heard me scream!!!
I can't believe I didn't see it coming.
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I can't believe I didn't see it coming.
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Mar 1, 2023 01:11:57 #
Mar 1, 2023 08:57:54 #
Graham Thirkill wrote:
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and... (show quote)
I remember seing a visual cartoon very similar to that in Playboy over 50 years ago. Still funny.
Mar 1, 2023 11:02:04 #
Stephan G wrote:
It could have been worse. The kitchen may have sent out the "Peiping Duck". "Peiping" pronounced "Pee-ping". We say "Pee-ping", you say "Pay-ping"....
No,no Stephan, smiling, we say "Peeping".
verb
peeping look quickly and furtively at something, especially through a narrow opening.
"his door was ajar and she couldn't resist peeping in"
I had to smile at the above, this is the first time I have ever heard of a female Peeping Tom
C&B-G..
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