Joke, from a fellow Hogger who shall remain nameless..........Graham
Feb 24, 2023 11:22:25 #
A rabbi and Catholic priest were traveling to an interfaith conference by train. The journey would take a few hours. They found that they were to only people inthe carriage and aftern a short silence the priest said "Rabbi,
I understand that your religion doesn't allow you to eat ham. Is that correct?"The rabbi confirmed that he was proscribed from eating ham. The priest then said "Well, I don't like to pry, but have you ever actually eaten Ham?"
"Yes" said the rabbi.
A few minutes later the rabbi said to the piest "Father I understand that your religion does not allow you to engage in sex. Is that correct?" "Yes, it is." said the priest. The rabbi continues and says "Father, I don't like to be indelicate, but have you ever had sex?" The priest coughs and splutters for a minute but finally said "As a matter of fact, Yes, I have had sex."
The Rabbi said "Better than Ham isn't it!"
I understand that your religion doesn't allow you to eat ham. Is that correct?"The rabbi confirmed that he was proscribed from eating ham. The priest then said "Well, I don't like to pry, but have you ever actually eaten Ham?"
"Yes" said the rabbi.
A few minutes later the rabbi said to the piest "Father I understand that your religion does not allow you to engage in sex. Is that correct?" "Yes, it is." said the priest. The rabbi continues and says "Father, I don't like to be indelicate, but have you ever had sex?" The priest coughs and splutters for a minute but finally said "As a matter of fact, Yes, I have had sex."
The Rabbi said "Better than Ham isn't it!"
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Graham Thirkill wrote:
A rabbi and Catholic priest were traveling to an i... (show quote)
Great old classic. I first heard it with the last line as, Rabbi to Priest "how did you like it?" Priest, " it was a hell of a lot better than that ham you had!"
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