Good picture, even better caption.
Well, when you stagger in at 3 am with lipstick on your beak you can expect this to happen! I guess she didn't buy his story, ".....I was just coming back from the river with a fresh fish, and some kid put his mother's lipstick in a slingshot, and wham, it hit me, right in the old beak, and it knocked me out. And when I woke up I knew it was late and I hurried to get right home to you sweetie pie!"
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