Texcaster Loc: Queensland

Jackson Hole (The Borowitz Report)—Demonstrating his commitment to keeping America secure, former Vice-President Dick Cheney has offered to shoot down all future balloons that venture into U.S. airspace.

“I haven’t touched my hunting rifle in a few years, but handling a gun is like riding a bicycle,” he said. “You just pick it up, and, blammo!”

Cheney said that he was prepared to watch the skies for foreign balloons and, the moment he spots one, “I’ll use my patented hunting technique: aim, squint, fire.”

The former Vice-President said that he was honored to take part in a geopolitical struggle he called the War on Inflatables.

“Either you’re with us, or you’re with the balloons,” he said.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/dick-cheney-offers-to-shoot-down-future-balloons

Fotoartist Loc: Detroit, Michigan

He's your boy now, Trump-h**er. This is what he meant. “Either you’re with me and Liz, or you’re with Trump”.

Texcaster Loc: Queensland

A moment of silence for thoughts and prayers please.

Texas attorney accidentally shot by Cheney during 2006 hunting trip dies

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/02/07/whittington-dies-cheney-shot-hunting-00081500

srg

He and Alec Baldwin deserve to be put in solitary confinement for 30 years, then fried in the chair.
Apparently, we no longer believe that anything whatsoever can be an "Accident"
Only preconceived evil intentions.
How else can we stay ANGRY all the time?
Your not a patriot unless you are seething with rage.

Texcaster Loc: Queensland

or ... 'You're either with me and Liz or you're with the-great-white-whale-hope-balloon?'

Texcaster Loc: Queensland

Paid up conspiracy folk.

Texcaster Loc: Queensland

A bit of trivia ... Cheney shot his lawyer , with a collectible .410. Not many people know that.