Biden walks into a bank to cash a check
Jan 18, 2023 10:24:55 #
Joe Biden walks into a bank to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?”
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"
Biden: "T***hfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Joe Biden, the President of the United States of America."
Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the banking legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID.”
Biden: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr. Biden, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Biden: "My goodness. I am urging you, please, to cash this check."
Cashier: "Look Mr. Biden, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check. Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot; the tennis ball landed in my coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his check. So, Mr. Biden, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you?"
Biden stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank, I have absolutely no idea what to do, I don't have a clue."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. Biden?"
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"
Biden: "T***hfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Joe Biden, the President of the United States of America."
Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the banking legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID.”
Biden: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr. Biden, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Biden: "My goodness. I am urging you, please, to cash this check."
Cashier: "Look Mr. Biden, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check. Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot; the tennis ball landed in my coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his check. So, Mr. Biden, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you?"
Biden stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank, I have absolutely no idea what to do, I don't have a clue."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. Biden?"
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Jan 18, 2023 11:24:46 #
JohnFrim wrote:
Joe Biden walks into a bank to cash a check. As he... (show quote)
Sadly appropriate. Biden has become the most dangerous public official in the history of the Republic, total mental incompetence.
Jan 18, 2023 20:12:46 #
JohnFrim wrote:
Joe Biden walks into a bank to cash a check. As he... (show quote)
Funniest thing you have posted in a long time.
Jan 18, 2023 20:15:19 #
btbg wrote:
Funniest thing you have posted in a long time.
Well, I would clearly have preferred the brunt of the joke being Trump, but Trump is hardly at a loss for words even at the worst of times.
And if the shoe fits, then wear it. There is always some t***h to jokes; that is what makes them funny.
Jan 19, 2023 20:59:21 #
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