tramsey Loc: Texas

I bought a new truck today


I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck
Go figure it runs on hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road again'
came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
‘Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beach Boys,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
This afternoon, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck ,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, 'ASS Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with,

Ladies and gentlemen,
The President of the United States.

Damn I love this truck....

Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States

luvmypets Loc: Born & raised Texan living in Fayetteville NC

LOL!! But I do have to ask...if you purchased the truck today how did you return it yesterday?

Dodie

SteveFranz Loc: Durham, NC

Good one!

tramsey Loc: Texas

Only you would think of something like that

Ava'sPapa Loc: Cheshire, Ct.

You ARE sharp Dodie. Nickname: Columbo.

luvmypets Loc: Born & raised Texan living in Fayetteville NC

I think I may have been a proofreader in another life.

LOL!!

Dodie

luvmypets Loc: Born & raised Texan living in Fayetteville NC

Thanks!! I guess all those Nancy Drew and Hardy Boy books I read as a kid paid off. LOL!!

Dodie

bikinkawboy Loc: north central Missouri

Ha!

davidrb Loc: Half way there on the 45th Parallel

Remember where you read this.

Rab-Eye Loc: Indiana

😂😂😂

Mr. SONY Loc: LI, NY

LOL!