three guys stranded on an island
Nov 8, 2012 22:35:09 #
There was an Italian, American and a Pollock stranded on a deserted island when a magic lamp floats ashore. The three men rescued the lamp and began rubbing it when a genie appeared and said to them you each have one wish. The Italian fellow said "I am from Italy and I really miss the Leaning Tower, if I could just return home that would be nice"...the genie grants his wish and...POOF...he is gone. Next was the American and he says "I'm from America where we have beautiful mountains and two huge oceans, I sure would like to go back home".....POOF...he is gone. Next was the Pollock and the genie tells him he has one wish to which the Pollock says..."I sure do miss those guys" and........(you know the rest of the story)......POOF
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Nov 9, 2012 12:35:07 #
I looked this up - pull lock is when you get drunk and go home and fall down trying to get the door open and you forget your wife didn't pull the lock back. And the husband slurs out "pull lock".
Nov 10, 2012 02:41:37 #
Michael O'
Loc: Midwest right now
richard-sports wrote:
What is a Pollock?
All I know is that a Polsker is not a Dago, Wop, Chink, Spic, Canook, Limey, Frog, Hun, Jap, Ami, Pino, Mex, Ungarn, Kraut, Kilroy, or a Mick. Of course we're all in it together, so what's the difference?
The Mick
Nov 10, 2012 02:49:27 #
richard-sports wrote:
What is a Pollock?
It's one of those chains and locks you lock your bike to a pole with. You know...a pole lock.
Nov 10, 2012 11:44:14 #
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