doctor vs. thermometer
Doctor walking down the hall is approached by a young nurse who asks him...Doctor why do you have the thermometer behind your ear...The doctor reaches for his ear and pulls off the thermometer and with a somewhat embarassed look responds...Oh my gosh some a#$hole has my pencil.
Know what the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer is?!! Taste!
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