Texcaster Loc: Queensland

ATLANTA (The Borowitz Report)—Stating that he was tiring of the media’s “ ‘gotcha’ questions,” Herschel Walker said that it was unfair to expect a man to remember “every single a******n” that he has ever paid for.

“Everywhere I go, people say, ‘Did you pay for this a******n, did you pay for that a******n?’ ” the Republican Senate candidate told supporters. “How are you supposed to remember every single a******n? This is why people no longer trust the media.”

Speaking hypothetically, Walker added, “Let’s say you paid for ten a******ns, or twenty, thirty, forty. You mean to tell me you’d remember every last one, clear as day? The answer is no, you wouldn’t.”

“There’s no way a man could remember every single solitary a******n unless he kept an a******n journal, and I don’t know anyone who does that,” Walker said, before aides grabbed him and ushered him away from the microphone.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/herschel-walker-calls-it-unfair-to-expect-a-man-to-remember-every-a******n-he-has-paid-for

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jcboy3

He remembers every a******n he paid for. He just lies about it.

Texcaster Loc: Queensland

They all do as they pinch their noses and v**e ... Herschel!

Checkmate Loc: Southern California

Do you?

Checkmate Loc: Southern California

Wouldn't you?

Texcaster Loc: Queensland

I've never been involved with an a******n decision. I would think the decision unforgettable.

How about you? Remember them all?

jcboy3

I remember them all. And I've had 4 concussions.

But then again, I support a woman's right to an a******n. Under any circumstances, and for any reason.

David Martin Loc: Cary, NC

Quite telling that this is what passes for humor on the Left.

David Martin Loc: Cary, NC

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One Rude Dawg Loc: Athol, ID

He is " typical " , what do you expect from a slug like him?

Texcaster Loc: Queensland

As long as the party of moral panic, 'anti-choice' and 'family values' fields low calibre degenerates ... people will laugh.

DennyT Loc: Central Missouri woods

To the gop he is just another republicans v**e to gain the majority /- —- democrats
nothing more , just like Oz.
Even McConnell knew this

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2022-e******n/mcconnell-says-republicans-may-not-win-senate-control-citing-candidate-rcna43777

David Martin Loc: Cary, NC

Do you imply, sir or ma'am, that Herschel Walker fails to measure up to the high moral standards as exemplified by the behaviors of William Jefferson Clinton and John Fitzgerald Kennedy?

Texcaster Loc: Queensland

'Mr Tex' will do thanks.

C***ting on wives and girlfriends is pretty standard for this class of workers.

It's the hypocrisy of the 'sanctity of life' crowd that's biting the Herschel Walker/MAGAs on the bum.

His support will remain unwavering ... even if comes out all of Walker's a******ns happened on 5th Ave and were paid for by DJT.

anotherview Loc: California

Is the man saying his little head has a poor memory?