Indi wrote:
That reminds me of an old joke. This old man’s son is in prison. The old man speaks to his son and tells him he’s too old and weak to dig up the yard.
The son writes a letter to his father from the prison telling him he hid the money in the front yard.
Sorry if I stepped on your joke.
Indi.
There's a similar joke about a dying mobster who says something about buried money, and that gets someone to do required digging in his yard.