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Scruples wrote:
Commas are important parts of punctuation! 
Or, Perhaps the doctor was concerned with his colon. : :)
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FreddB
Loc: PA - Delaware County
Scruples wrote:
Commas are important parts of punctuation!
Commas can save lives:
Let’s eat, Grandma
Let’s eat Grandma
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Speaking of getting a physical, imagine what it's like when the doctor asks you to pull your underwear down so he can check your genitals, and the nurse starts giggling. Not that that's happened to me, of course.
Oct 3, 2022 15:15:25 #
jerryc41 wrote:
Speaking of getting a physical, imagine what it's like when the doctor asks you to pull your underwear down so he can check your genitals, and the nurse starts giggling. Not that that's happened to me, of course.
A woman’s revenge for a mammogram is a prostate exam. Just bend over and start singing!
Oct 3, 2022 23:40:08 #
Scruples wrote:
Commas are important parts of punctuation!
A panda enters a restaurant and orders food. He consumes the food, pulls out a pistol and fires several rounds into the ceiling and begins to depart. The Manager stops him and inquires what he thinks he can get away with. The panda says nothing but hands the manager a book titled, "Eats shoots and leaves."
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PhotogHobbyist wrote:
A panda enters a restaurant and orders food. He consumes the food, pulls out a pistol and fires several rounds into the ceiling and begins to depart. The Manager stops him and inquires what he thinks he can get away with. The panda says nothing but hands the manager a book titled, "Eats shoots and leaves."
GROAN
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