bgate Loc: Texas

I FINALLY FOUND A DOCTOR I CAN AGREE WITH AND WHERE DOES HE LIVE??? JAPAN!

Health Advice

I love This Japanese Doctor
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.
Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste time on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it’s like saying you extend life of a car by driving faster. Want to live longer? - Take nap.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, that means they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too. - Bottoms up!

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise
program?
A: Can't think of one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...very good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more
vegetable be bad?

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best
feel-good food around.

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.

Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is also a shape!
Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may
have had about food and diets.

Ollieboy

Finite amount of heartbeats makes perfect sense to me, especially with the car engine anology. Read many stories of marathon runners dieing of a heart attack.

NMGal Loc: NE NM

I absolutely love this guy!

Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States

SuperflyTNT Loc: Manassas VA

I always say brownies are health food. They say carrots are good for the eyes, fish is brain food, ginger for the stomach. I say brownies are good for the soul.

luvmypets Loc: Born & raised Texan living in Fayetteville NC

LOL!!! I love it!!!

Dodie

TriX Loc: Raleigh, NC

I absolutely concur with the beer is made from grain and good for you Please post the contact information for this doctor.

rmorrison1116 Loc: Near Valley Forge, Pennsylvania

The myth that carrots are good for your eyes was started by the allies in WWII. There is no evidence that carrots improve vision. I agree that brownies are good for the soul, albeit not always good for the waist.

dancers Loc: melbourne.victoria, australia

we had a jogger die on the street outside our house............he was less than 1/2 my age.

RiJoRi Loc: Sandy Ridge, NC

[quote=rmorrison1116]The myth that carrots are good for your eyes was started by the allies in WWII. There is no evidence that carrots improve vision. ]

So how many rabbits do you see with eyeglasses? 😂🤣

--Rich

TriX Loc: Raleigh, NC

[quote=RiJoRi]

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact-or-fiction-carrots-improve-your-vision/

bobmcculloch Loc: NYC, NY

Toby

Oh yeah? Did you ever see a rabbit with glasses?

randave2001 Loc: Richmond

So, after reading this article, I can SEE that carrots may help my eyesight after all.

sippyjug104 Loc: Missouri

No need to worry about your heart....it's made to last a lifetime!