Greg from Romeoville illinois Loc: Romeoville illinois

My wife told me she’d leave me if I don’t stop making Microsoft puns, and I need some advice

I immediately left my Office and tried explaining myself.

Sure, on the Surface I do it often, but I think it Works.

It’s not just about Word play, either; my Outlook on life helps me Excel.

She and I have such a great Team Foundation, I Azure you.

I wanted to Exchange my thoughts with her, so we could work with OneDrive.

I looked her right in the Windows of her soul, to Access the deepest parts of her heart, and told her I loved her.

Completely on Edge, I awaited her answer…

PowerPoint of the story is: does anyone know of a good divorce lawyer?

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

I'd divorce you, too, and I like puns.

pendennis

I'd ensure that I slept with one open eye. Just sayin'.

Tom70 Loc: NY

can't blame her

BBurns Loc: South Bay, California

Being an old IT guy, as I recall, Microsoft Works, Doesn't!

SunBeach1962 Loc: Syrscuse, NY

Great pun,

I am lucky my wife is an Apple MacBook person due to her job in education.