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The witch doctor and the old man
Apr 19, 2022 20:50:56   #
Greg from Romeoville illinois Loc: Romeoville illinois
 
A dear old man has been having trouble making love to his wife due to impotency. He has tried pills, oils, anything he can get his hands on, but nothing works. He researched online, asked every online expert he could think of - to no avail. He tells his buddy about this, and his buddy says "I know a witch doctor who has a remedy for this. Go see her, she will help you out. The old man goes to the witch doctor and explains his problems. "I know just the thing," she says, and hands him a potion. "Drink this. When you are ready, just say 'one, two, three.' Your problems will be solved. When you are finished, your partner must say, 'one, two, three, four,' and that will be that. You can only use this potion once every full moon." Excited to try this new remedy, he makes his way home in a haste. That night, things are starting to get hot and heavy. He turns around and says "one, two three." Just like that, he is hard as a rock, like he was 18 again. He faces his wife, ready to go. Impressed, his wife stared at him and said, "Wow, that looks great. But what did you say 'one, two, three,' for?"

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Apr 19, 2022 21:57:45   #
NMGal Loc: NE NM
 
HaHa!!

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Apr 19, 2022 23:38:08   #
bikinkawboy Loc: north central Missouri
 
Darn that confusing English language!

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Apr 20, 2022 08:30:35   #
starlifter Loc: Towson, MD
 
coming. It.

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Apr 20, 2022 08:36:41   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
The best laid plans...

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Apr 20, 2022 10:17:26   #
PhotogHobbyist Loc: Bradford, PA
 
Some people would ness up a one car parade.

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Apr 20, 2022 14:47:42   #
Greg from Romeoville illinois Loc: Romeoville illinois
 
But the next month.

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Apr 20, 2022 17:08:42   #
flathead27ford Loc: Colorado, North of Greeley
 
LOL!

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Apr 20, 2022 19:36:55   #
RiJoRi Loc: Sandy Ridge, NC
 
Moral: Communication with your wife is
VERY IMPORTANT!!

--Rich

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Apr 20, 2022 19:42:44   #
Equus Loc: Puget Sound
 
best laid plans allayed

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Apr 20, 2022 21:54:50   #
scooter1 Loc: Yacolt, Wa.
 
Greg from Romeoville illinois wrote:
A dear old man has been having trouble making love to his wife due to impotency. He has tried pills, oils, anything he can get his hands on, but nothing works. He researched online, asked every online expert he could think of - to no avail. He tells his buddy about this, and his buddy says "I know a witch doctor who has a remedy for this. Go see her, she will help you out. The old man goes to the witch doctor and explains his problems. "I know just the thing," she says, and hands him a potion. "Drink this. When you are ready, just say 'one, two, three.' Your problems will be solved. When you are finished, your partner must say, 'one, two, three, four,' and that will be that. You can only use this potion once every full moon." Excited to try this new remedy, he makes his way home in a haste. That night, things are starting to get hot and heavy. He turns around and says "one, two three." Just like that, he is hard as a rock, like he was 18 again. He faces his wife, ready to go. Impressed, his wife stared at him and said, "Wow, that looks great. But what did you say 'one, two, three,' for?"
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Apr 20, 2022 22:07:15   #
DavidPhares Loc: Chandler, Arizona
 
“best laid plans allayed”

Maybe the plans got laid, but not him!

😃

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