This is one of those jokes that only really works when spoken aloud, not so much read, but it's a goodun, so I hope it still works... Here go's...
#1.
Q. Do you know what a Shih Tzu is?
A. Sure, it's a breed of dog.
Punchline. Nope, it's a zoo with no animals!
#2.
Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A. A fsh!
(seriously, both work really well when spoken, try them out)!
Stay safe and have a great day.
Ray.
Good morning Mr Shadow, (don't know your given name), I hope the jokes worked and made you smile. I assume you can see why they only really work when spoken aloud, still, save them for a rainy day!
HI Victor, I see that you had a giggle too! Glad they work even written. Have a great day.
Ray.
Longshadow wrote:
They did!
-Bill
HI Bill, seen each other around for quite a while, nice to "officially" meet you! Lol. (glad the jokes worked, now watch someone twist it into something political)! Enjoy the rest of your day,
Ray.
Ed48
Loc: Superior, Wisconsin
even funny as read!!! Enjoyed them, thanks for posting.
Ed48
Ed48 wrote:
even funny as read!!! Enjoyed them, thanks for posting.
Ed48
You're welcome Ed, hope to bring a smile to some of my fellow hogs!
Ray.
Ed48 wrote:
even funny as read!!! Enjoyed them, thanks for posting.
Ed48
Actually, you might also appreciate my newest post, (I hope).
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