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The Alphabet Wife
Feb 20, 2022 00:44:39   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
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The alphabet wife
After being married for 50 years, my wife asked me to
describe her.
I looked at her for a while, then said, "you're an alphabet
wife... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asked, "what is that supposed to mean?"
I said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant,
Fabulous, Gorgeous, and Hot".
She smiled happily and said, "oh that's so lovely, but what
about I, J, K?"
I said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
The swelling in my eye is going down and the doctor is fairly
optimistic about saving my testicles.

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Feb 21, 2022 10:06:59   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI
 

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Feb 21, 2022 12:16:11   #
whatdat Loc: Del Valle, Tx.
 
👍👀

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Feb 21, 2022 12:50:20   #
Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
LOL, that is a great one and funny, Steve.

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Feb 21, 2022 13:44:13   #
john451 Loc: Lady's Island, SC/Columbia, SC
 
You're lucky! I heard Lorena Bobbitt didn't think it was funny either.

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Feb 21, 2022 16:00:57   #
ShelbyDave Loc: Lone Rock, WI
 
john451 wrote:
You're lucky! I heard Lorena Bobbitt didn't think it was funny either.



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Feb 21, 2022 17:52:56   #
hookedupin2005 Loc: Northwestern New Mexico
 
john451 wrote:
You're lucky! I heard Lorena Bobbitt didn't think it was funny either.


I wonder how many people actually remember who Lorena Bobbitt is?

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Feb 21, 2022 18:57:17   #
PAR4DCR Loc: A Sunny Place
 


Don

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Feb 21, 2022 20:34:44   #
fantom Loc: Colorado
 
hookedupin2005 wrote:
I wonder how many people actually remember who Lorena Bobbitt is?


I do

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