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The alphabet wife
After being married for 50 years, my wife asked me to
describe her.
I looked at her for a while, then said, "you're an alphabet
wife... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asked, "what is that supposed to mean?"
I said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant,
Fabulous, Gorgeous, and Hot".
She smiled happily and said, "oh that's so lovely, but what
about I, J, K?"
I said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
The swelling in my eye is going down and the doctor is fairly
optimistic about saving my testicles.
LOL, that is a great one and funny, Steve.
john451
Loc: Lady's Island, SC/Columbia, SC
You're lucky! I heard Lorena Bobbitt didn't think it was funny either.
john451 wrote:
You're lucky! I heard Lorena Bobbitt didn't think it was funny either.
I wonder how many people actually remember who Lorena Bobbitt is?
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