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Feb 15, 2022 09:01:27   #
Bridges Loc: Memphis, Charleston SC, now Nazareth PA
 
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his yes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide". The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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Feb 15, 2022 09:08:45   #
anotherview Loc: California
 
Haha.
Bridges wrote:
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his yes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide". The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the ph... (show quote)

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Feb 15, 2022 09:14:55   #
Gabyto
 
Bridges wrote:
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his yes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide". The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the ph... (show quote)



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Feb 15, 2022 09:36:35   #
anotherview Loc: California
 
Agree: "HRC knows well how to insulate herself in the hierarchy of such exploits in order for her to safely evade culpability."

To your list, I add the escape of HRC from criminal charges for her mishandling of classified materials and her e-mail misconduct for 3 years while Secretary of State.

Overall, she presents as a weasel.
Gabyto wrote:

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Feb 15, 2022 16:13:34   #
Bridges Loc: Memphis, Charleston SC, now Nazareth PA
 
anotherview wrote:
Agree: "HRC knows well how to insulate herself in the hierarchy of such exploits in order for her to safely evade culpability."

To your list, I add the escape of HRC from criminal charges for her mishandling of classified materials and her e-mail misconduct for 3 years while Secretary of State.

Overall, she presents as a weasel.


?

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Feb 15, 2022 19:18:39   #
JohnSwanda Loc: San Francisco
 
anotherview wrote:
Agree: "HRC knows well how to insulate herself in the hierarchy of such exploits in order for her to safely evade culpability."

To your list, I add the escape of HRC from criminal charges for her mishandling of classified materials and her e-mail misconduct for 3 years while Secretary of State.

Overall, she presents as a weasel.


You must be replying to the wrong topic, or are you trying to send this one to the Attic for no apparent reason?

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Feb 15, 2022 21:33:09   #
anotherview Loc: California
 
Whoops, my bad: "You must be replying to the wrong topic." It seems so. I take care with my replies, but this one slipped through.
JohnSwanda wrote:
You must be replying to the wrong topic, or are you trying to send this one to the Attic for no apparent reason?

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Feb 16, 2022 06:06:48   #
rlv567 Loc: Baguio City, Philippines
 
anotherview wrote:
Whoops, my bad: "You must be replying to the wrong topic." It seems so. I take care with my replies, but this one slipped through.



But it IS true, nonetheless!

Loren - in Beautiful Baguio City

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Feb 16, 2022 12:46:43   #
JFCoupe Loc: Kent, Washington
 
anotherview wrote:
Agree: "HRC knows well how to insulate herself in the hierarchy of such exploits in order for her to safely evade culpability."

To your list, I add the escape of HRC from criminal charges for her mishandling of classified materials and her e-mail misconduct for 3 years while Secretary of State.

Overall, she presents as a weasel.


Me thinks you listen/watch Fox News too often.

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Feb 16, 2022 14:41:00   #
Pepsiman Loc: New York City
 
Bridges wrote:
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his yes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide". The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the ph... (show quote)



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Feb 16, 2022 14:58:32   #
napabob Loc: Napa CA
 

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Feb 16, 2022 23:02:55   #
rlv567 Loc: Baguio City, Philippines
 
JFCoupe wrote:
Me thinks you listen/watch Fox News too often.



Me thinks you listen exclusively to the Clinton Criminal Family.

Loren - in Beautiful Baguio City

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Feb 22, 2022 10:13:10   #
DickC Loc: NE Washington state
 
LOL

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