Joke
Feb 4, 2022 09:46:52 #
The parts of the body were arguing over who should be the boss of the body. The brain said it should be boss because it ran everything. The lungs said no, me. Without me there’s no oxygen. The heart argued for itself because the body can’t function without circulation. The legs chimed in because the body needs to get around. The stomach put in a vote for itself because without food there will be no nutrition and no life.
Finally, the asshole applied for the job.
All the other body parts laughed.
The asshole got mad, and he closed up.
That proves that you don’t have to be a brain to be the boss, just an asshole.
Finally, the asshole applied for the job.
All the other body parts laughed.
The asshole got mad, and he closed up.
That proves that you don’t have to be a brain to be the boss, just an asshole.
Feb 4, 2022 10:07:15 #
Feb 4, 2022 10:55:16 #
Actually I shortened the original joke. In the original after the asshole shuts down First the brain get woozy then the muscles get weak then the stomach is upset and then finally all the body parts come together and agree that the asshole should have a job.
Feb 4, 2022 11:59:31 #
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Feb 5, 2022 13:18:17 #
hj
Loc: Florida
drmike99 wrote:
Actually I shortened the original joke. In the original after the asshole shuts down First the brain get woozy then the muscles get weak then the stomach is upset and then finally all the body parts come together and agree that the asshole should have a job.
You should have left the entire joke intact. :-)
Feb 5, 2022 13:38:41 #
hj wrote:
You should have left the entire joke intact. :-)
Yes I should have but I misremembered it.
Feb 5, 2022 17:11:20 #
drmike99 wrote:
Yes I should have but I misremembered it.
See. The memory is never what it is supposed to be.
Feb 5, 2022 23:06:20 #
Feb 6, 2022 11:02:19 #
popheizz wrote:
Not true for everyone. Not everyone has an asshole.
Then there are those who use bags.
Feb 6, 2022 15:27:31 #
popheizz
Loc: berks co., pennsylvania
Stephan G wrote:
Then there are those who use bags.
Yep, over 21 years.
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