Sage advice from a fortune cookie
Jan 28, 2022 15:16:17 #
sippyjug104 wrote:
One of my favorite things to do when a group of us dine at the Chinese restaurant is to have each of us read our Fortune Cookie and follow it with the words, "In Bed".
This one would read, "Your greatest danger could be your stupidity....in bed"
This one would read, "Your greatest danger could be your stupidity....in bed"
You really don't want to seek advice from bakery products in bed.
Jan 28, 2022 16:06:37 #
My best one yet is, "Help, I am a prisoner in the Fortune Cookie Factory!"
Jan 28, 2022 23:10:01 #
StanMac
Loc: Tennessee
sippyjug104 wrote:
One of my favorite things to do when a group of us dine at the Chinese restaurant is to have each of us read our Fortune Cookie and follow it with the words, "In Bed".
This one would read, "Your greatest danger could be your stupidity....in bed"
This one would read, "Your greatest danger could be your stupidity....in bed"
I like that, Sippy! I’ll try that one with our next order of moo goo gai pan.
Stan
Jan 28, 2022 23:27:17 #
That's a great one! I wish we'd have more edgy fortunes from fortune cookies, but usually they are just banalities.
Jan 29, 2022 00:51:34 #
Greg from Romeoville illinois
Loc: Romeoville illinois
StanMac wrote:
Words to live by ….
Stan
Stan
WOW!!! I usually add the words "in bed" at the end of my fortune...... Try it on a normal one.
Jan 29, 2022 22:32:12 #
TheShoe
Loc: Lacey, WA
StanMac wrote:
Words to live by ….
Stan
Stan
My favorite is the one that said, "You have good hands." My hands had been partially paralyzed for 10 years when it was served to me.
Jan 30, 2022 20:11:58 #
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.