And Yet Another J****** 6th Posting...
Jan 7, 2022 11:35:10 #
AOC Lays Wreath At Her Grave On J****** 6th
J****** 6th, 2022 - BabylonBee.com
BRONX, NY—United States Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez visited Woodlawn Cemetery this morning to grieve in quiet dignity at her own grave on the 1-year anniversary of her death on J****** 6. She was seen openly weeping and tearing her clothes by the photo crew she brought with her.
AOC, who was k**led in the Capitol’s House Chamber by murderous Trump supporters, left a wreath where her body had been peacefully laid to rest. Though she made no official statements, eyewitness testimony claims she “looked mournfully off into the distance” as if contemplating the fleeting brevity of life.
“She just looked so brave and helpless,” said Jim Acosta from the scene. “I could see that she was clearly hurting. I don’t know how she gets up in the morning, especially since she’s already dead. What a fighter.”
Once her camera crew confirmed they had several good shots, she wiped her eyes, slowly walked to her brand-new Tesla, and drove off—leaving a crew of professional mourners in her wake.
Visitors to the cemetery are advised to socially distance and mask up while mourning the loss of America’s greatest congresswoman. For those mourning remotely, a contribution can be made to AOC’s 2022 campaign.
Conservatives wishing to make a donation so they can date her are still out-of-her league.
J****** 6th, 2022 - BabylonBee.com
BRONX, NY—United States Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez visited Woodlawn Cemetery this morning to grieve in quiet dignity at her own grave on the 1-year anniversary of her death on J****** 6. She was seen openly weeping and tearing her clothes by the photo crew she brought with her.
AOC, who was k**led in the Capitol’s House Chamber by murderous Trump supporters, left a wreath where her body had been peacefully laid to rest. Though she made no official statements, eyewitness testimony claims she “looked mournfully off into the distance” as if contemplating the fleeting brevity of life.
“She just looked so brave and helpless,” said Jim Acosta from the scene. “I could see that she was clearly hurting. I don’t know how she gets up in the morning, especially since she’s already dead. What a fighter.”
Once her camera crew confirmed they had several good shots, she wiped her eyes, slowly walked to her brand-new Tesla, and drove off—leaving a crew of professional mourners in her wake.
Visitors to the cemetery are advised to socially distance and mask up while mourning the loss of America’s greatest congresswoman. For those mourning remotely, a contribution can be made to AOC’s 2022 campaign.
Conservatives wishing to make a donation so they can date her are still out-of-her league.
Jan 7, 2022 11:46:50 #
Jan 7, 2022 11:57:42 #
David Martin
Loc: Cary, NC
BlackRipleyDog wrote:
Once her camera crew confirmed they had several good shots, she wiped her eyes, slowly walked to her brand-new Tesla, and drove off—leaving a crew of professional mourners in her wake.
Reminiscent of Bill Clinton's performance at Omaha Beach in Normandy in 1994.
Jan 7, 2022 12:26:14 #
David Martin wrote:
Reminiscent of Bill Clinton's performance at Omaha Beach in Normandy in 1994.
Or his f**e tears at the funeral for Sec. Ron Brown.
Jan 7, 2022 13:32:16 #
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