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Dec 23, 2021 09:48:28   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
I just a call like that. I replied, "Oh, I thought you were calling about windows for the house. I don't have a computer. Merry Christmas!"

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Dec 23, 2021 09:52:41   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 
jerryc41 wrote:
I just a call like that. I replied, "Oh, I thought you were calling about windows for the house. I don't have a computer. Merry Christmas!"




I don't use windows, I use doors.

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Dec 23, 2021 10:03:01   #
Toment Loc: FL, IL
 
I prefer Pella myself, but Marvin and Anderson are fine tooπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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Dec 23, 2021 10:03:07   #
lamiaceae Loc: San Luis Obispo County, CA
 
jerryc41 wrote:
I just a call like that. I replied, "Oh, I thought you were calling about windows for the house. I don't have a computer. Merry Christmas!"



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Dec 23, 2021 11:06:10   #
CindyHouk Loc: Nw MT
 
I do the opposite...I keep these people on the line for as lonnnnngggggg as I can and string them along....it's fun!

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Dec 23, 2021 11:12:50   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 
CindyHouk wrote:
I do the opposite...I keep these people on the line for as lonnnnngggggg as I can and string them along....it's fun!

I did that one time.
Never doing what he suggested though.
Eventually he asked "What do you see on your computer?"
I replied "It's an article about how people call and try to get into your computer."

He hung up......

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Dec 23, 2021 11:24:00   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
CindyHouk wrote:
I do the opposite...I keep these people on the line for as lonnnnngggggg as I can and string them along....it's fun!


If they ask for me by name, I say the family is away, and I'm watching the house for them.

There is a guy on YouTube who pranks telemarketers.

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Dec 23, 2021 13:10:44   #
luvmypets Loc: Born & raised Texan living in Fayetteville NC
 
CindyHouk wrote:
I do the opposite...I keep these people on the line for as lonnnnngggggg as I can and string them along....it's fun!


I do the same, occasionally. I especially like messing with the one that calls about donating to the police fund. I ask them a lot of questions about where the money goes and never get a straight answer. At the end I tell them that there is a police officer who lives across the street and that if I give him money then I know 100% of my money goes to the police. I don't think I'm very popular with those people.

I do, however, donate money to the police by sending it with the police officer friend of my neighbor. 100% donated to the police!!!

Dodie

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Dec 23, 2021 13:11:58   #
luvmypets Loc: Born & raised Texan living in Fayetteville NC
 
jerryc41 wrote:
If they ask for me by name, I say the family is away, and I'm watching the house for them.

There is a guy on YouTube who pranks telemarketers.


There are several and are really fun to watch. There is one in particular who gets into their computers and deletes all their files.

Dodie

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Dec 24, 2021 06:00:15   #
Ufauxreal
 
I have done that as well... keep stringing them along sounding really dumb. After a while I mention I don't have a windows computer, I have a Mac. He stutters a bit then backtracks and says they work on macs too. That's when I hang up!!!

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Dec 24, 2021 08:17:03   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
luvmypets wrote:
I do the same, occasionally. I especially like messing with the one that calls about donating to the police fund.


There are enough billionaires to do my donating for me.

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Dec 24, 2021 08:48:10   #
rmalarz Loc: Tempe, Arizona
 
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows? (Linux slogan)
--Bob
jerryc41 wrote:
I just a call like that. I replied, "Oh, I thought you were calling about windows for the house. I don't have a computer. Merry Christmas!"

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Dec 24, 2021 09:06:26   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 
rmalarz wrote:
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows? (Linux slogan)
--Bob


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Dec 24, 2021 09:09:30   #
Lens Cap Loc: The Cold North Coast
 
My Dad gets these calls and knows whats going on, but here is how it plays out....

The guy on the phone: turn on your computer.

Dad: OK, it will take a minute or so...

The guy on the phone: I don't see your computer yet, is it on?

Dad: yes it's on.

The guy on the phone: Try rebooting your internet

Dad: Ahhhh.... internet?

The guy on the phone: It's how you get online and look at your email etc.

Dad: Oh...I'm not hooked up to the internet

The guy on the phone:....Click!

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Dec 24, 2021 09:17:28   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 
Lens Cap wrote:
My Dad gets these calls and knows whats going on, but here is how it plays out....

The guy on the phone: turn on your computer.

Dad: OK, it will take a minute or so...

The guy on the phone: I don't see your computer yet, is it on?

Dad: yes it's on.

The guy on the phone: Try rebooting your internet

Dad: Ahhhh.... internet?

The guy on the phone: It's how you get online and look at your email etc.

Dad: Oh...I'm not hooked up to the internet

The guy on the phone:....Click!
My Dad gets these calls and knows whats going on, ... (show quote)


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