JohnFrim Loc: Somewhere in the Great White North.

This could have been posted in the Chit-Chat Section, but it undoubtedly would have ended up in The Attic anyway, so here you go:


It snowed last night......
We received about 2 inches of snow yesterday and:

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.

8:22 - The t*********r man.. women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not used to decorate snow figures.

8:28 - I was being called a r****t because the snow couple is white.

8:30 - I used food colouring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.

8:37 - Then I was accused of using a black face on the snow person.

8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered.

8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The 'council on e******y' officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, r****t, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.

9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media.

10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman...


Moral: There ain't no moral to this story. It is what this world has become because of a bunch of snowflakes!

tramsey Loc: Texas

And that my friend is so true

thom w Loc: San Jose, CA

No! It isn't.

Racmanaz Loc: Sunny Tucson!

Brought to you by the Democrat Lefty lunacy, always offended by anything and everything.

Rose42

JohnFrim Loc: Somewhere in the Great White North.

And here I thought this might appeal to your sense of humor!

btbg

It is funny and it does speak to conservative's sense of humor. Unfortunately, the reason that it is funny is because of the liberal snowflakes mentioned in the end of the joke.

soba1 Loc: Somewhere In So Ca

Sad but true 😢

LDB415 Loc: Houston south suburb

And every one of those complaining was a l*****t democrat v**er.

cwp3420

Wyantry Loc: SW Colorado

Which? That the socio-political scene appears to be dominated by a bunch of L***QHRNMJKD(XYZ) twits?
I did not think there was much doubt of that!