A bit of humour . .
Nov 28, 2021 23:02:09 #
Nov 29, 2021 12:49:43 #
Nov 29, 2021 13:23:17 #
Curmudgeon wrote:
Three people looking a partially filled glass of water:
The Optimist sees it half full
The Pessimist sees it half empty
The Engineer notes that the glass is too big
The Optimist sees it half full
The Pessimist sees it half empty
The Engineer notes that the glass is too big
Speaking of Engineers... Three were in line to meet Madame Guillotine. The first one has head placed on block. The rope is tugged and the blade comes only half way when it stopped falling. The governor declared mercy by god and let him go. The second one place his head on the block, rope pulled and once again the blade halts in the middle of the drop. The governor lets him go. The third one says, "I'll wait. The tracks need to be oiled." Ka-?????
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