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A timely Thanksgiving Joke
Nov 24, 2021 10:30:42   #
FrumCA Loc: VA
 
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to ‘clean up’ the bird’s vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched arms and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.”

John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, “May I ask what the turkey did?”

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Nov 24, 2021 10:32:31   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 

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Nov 24, 2021 10:55:36   #
Jimmy T Loc: Virginia
 

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Nov 24, 2021 10:58:49   #
Moondoggie Loc: Southern California
 
LOL 😂

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Nov 24, 2021 11:16:54   #
Susan yamakawa
 
Thanks 😂

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Nov 24, 2021 11:33:21   #
lreisner Loc: Union,NJ
 
Oldie but goodie. Have a Happy Thanksgiving

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Nov 24, 2021 15:59:59   #
tramsey Loc: Texas
 
First time I heard it - Good one

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Nov 25, 2021 08:13:57   #
Canisdirus
 
Lol...good one!

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Nov 25, 2021 09:09:45   #
rdemarco52 Loc: Wantagh, NY
 

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Nov 25, 2021 09:11:43   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Nov 25, 2021 14:11:43   #
ShelbyDave Loc: Lone Rock, WI
 

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Nov 25, 2021 21:26:52   #
gpc
 
Timely indeed!

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Nov 26, 2021 11:44:29   #
PhotogHobbyist Loc: Bradford, PA
 
lreisner wrote:
Oldie but goodie. Have a Happy Thanksgiving


Agreed, I've heard it before but it never hurts to have a good joke repeated to refresh one's memory.

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