Lost in the Desert
Nov 21, 2021 17:33:01 #
Nov 21, 2021 17:44:16 #
Why did they wonder in the desert for forty years?? Or didn't you bother reading that part and just took this out of context?
Nov 21, 2021 17:47:33 #
tramsey wrote:
Why did they wonder in the desert for forty years?? Or didn't you bother reading that part and just took this out of context?
Humor...........
Nov 21, 2021 17:50:35 #
One person can always move faster than approximately 1.8 million people and almost as many animals. Plus, that time was punishment for their many, many complaints about God's commands. "I swear none of you will enter the land I promised to settle you in."
Nov 21, 2021 17:59:26 #
Floyd wrote:
One person can always move faster than approximately 1.8 million people and almost as many animals. Plus, that time was punishment for their many, many complaints about God's commands. "I swear none of you will enter the land I promised to settle you in."
It's good to know that there are still some of us that know the Bible
Nov 21, 2021 18:42:21 #
tramsey wrote:
Why did they wonder in the desert for forty years?? Or didn't you bother reading that part and just took this out of context?
I know the story of the Israelites' exodus from Egypt quit well. I read it at 2 seders every year. This was just meant as a joke.
Nov 21, 2021 18:44:21 #
Floyd wrote:
One person can always move faster than approximately 1.8 million people and almost as many animals. Plus, that time was punishment for their many, many complaints about God's commands. "I swear none of you will enter the land I promised to settle you in."
In fact, Moses never did make it to the promised land.
Nov 21, 2021 18:54:16 #
scallihan
Loc: Tigard, OR
tramsey wrote:
Why did they wonder in the desert for forty years?? Or didn't you bother reading that part and just took this out of context?
Lighten up, Tramsey. It's a joke.
Nov 21, 2021 19:00:46 #
tramsey wrote:
Why did they wonder in the desert for forty years?? Or didn't you bother reading that part and just took this out of context?
they did not "wonder" they "Wandered" BIG difference.
Nov 21, 2021 20:00:44 #
dancers wrote:
they did not "wonder" they "Wandered" BIG difference.
Maybe they wondered why they were wandering.
Nov 21, 2021 22:40:00 #
lowkick wrote:
I know the story of the Israelites' exodus from Egypt quit well. I read it at 2 seders every year. This was just meant as a joke.
To me and a few others it came across as not joke with maps and arroows and underlines and all the rest. No, it didn't come across as a joke and when I go back to it it still doesn't come across and a joke. No place did you say 'Joke' or give any kind of an indication that it was
Nov 21, 2021 23:38:37 #
tramsey wrote:
To me and a few others it came across as not joke with maps and arroows and underlines and all the rest. No, it didn't come across as a joke and when I go back to it it still doesn't come across and a joke. No place did you say 'Joke' or give any kind of an indication that it was
I think we need to send a search party to the Sinai to look for your sense of humor. If you couldn't tell that was a joke, your sense of humor has been lost far longer than Moses was.
Nov 22, 2021 05:34:57 #
lowkick wrote:
I think we need to send a search party to the Sinai to look for your sense of humor. If you couldn't tell that was a joke, your sense of humor has been lost far longer than Moses was.
Now that's not a joke. He must be a popular guy at parties.
Nov 22, 2021 06:40:49 #
LXK0930
Loc: Souh Jersey
lowkick wrote:
Kind of makes you wonder.
According to Golda Maier (ex PM of Israel), it took that long to find the only place in the mid-east that does not have oil.
For all you uptight fanatics, that was a joke.
Nov 22, 2021 07:00:01 #
lowkick wrote:
Kind of makes you wonder.
There is a perfect answer as to why Moses took 40-years. Unlike a woman, a man will NEVER stop and ask directions.
I do not think that is a joke.
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