Warning Winter Coming
Nov 8, 2021 07:39:26 #
We received about 2 inches of snow yesterday and
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:22 - The transgender man.. women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not used to decorate snow figures.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:30 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.
8:37 - Then accused of using a black face on the snowperson.
8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered.
8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The 'council on equality' officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.
9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media.
10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman.
Moral: There ain't no moral to this story. It is what this world has become because of a bunch of snowflakes.
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:22 - The transgender man.. women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not used to decorate snow figures.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:30 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.
8:37 - Then accused of using a black face on the snowperson.
8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered.
8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The 'council on equality' officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.
9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media.
10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman.
Moral: There ain't no moral to this story. It is what this world has become because of a bunch of snowflakes.
Nov 8, 2021 07:44:43 #
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Nov 8, 2021 07:50:01 #
Excellent, except I have an exception to describing the protesters as far left. It seems that all radical fools, from both ends of the political spectrum have lost the ability of tolerance.
Nov 8, 2021 08:02:27 #
lesdmd wrote:
Excellent, except I have an exception to describing the protesters as far left. It seems that all radical fools, from both ends of the political spectrum have lost the ability of tolerance.
Nov 8, 2021 08:33:10 #
StanMac
Loc: Tennessee
lesdmd wrote:
Excellent, except I have an exception to describing the protesters as far left. It seems that all radical fools, from both ends of the political spectrum have lost the ability of tolerance.
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Stan
Nov 8, 2021 08:44:50 #
Seems like no matter what we do, someone, somewhere is going to be offended with whatever it is we say or do.
Like you can't call a kettle black anymore.
will
Like you can't call a kettle black anymore.
will
Nov 8, 2021 08:51:56 #
Now that I can stop laughing, crying a breath again THAT WAS GREAT!
Nov 8, 2021 10:48:34 #
lesdmd wrote:
Excellent, except I have an exception to describing the protesters as far left. It seems that all radical fools, from both ends of the political spectrum have lost the ability of tolerance.
Nov 8, 2021 22:09:02 #
lesdmd wrote:
Excellent, except I have an exception to describing the protesters as far left. It seems that all radical fools, from both ends of the political spectrum have lost the ability of tolerance.
Are you offended? Report it!
Nov 9, 2021 05:48:38 #
AirWalter
Loc: Tipp City, Ohio
Kraken wrote:
We received about 2 inches of snow yesterday and b... (show quote)
Sad but true in today's world.
Nov 9, 2021 06:17:24 #
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Nov 9, 2021 08:44:00 #
Now you will be considered an alarmist for posting your problem on social media.
Can't win no matter what you do.
Can't win no matter what you do.
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