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Catholic Joke
Nov 6, 2021 13:51:19 #
A nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed
the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them
to correct their ways.
She decided she would take her lunch and sit with them, so she put her
sandwich in a Brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were
eating.
Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group and asked: "Any of you men
know Jesus Christ?"
They shook their heads and looked at each other, very confused.
Then one of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out,
"Anybody up there knows Jesus Christ?"
One of the steelworkers yelled back down, "Why?"
The worker yelled back, "’Cause his mum's here with his lunch."
the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them
to correct their ways.
She decided she would take her lunch and sit with them, so she put her
sandwich in a Brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were
eating.
Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group and asked: "Any of you men
know Jesus Christ?"
They shook their heads and looked at each other, very confused.
Then one of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out,
"Anybody up there knows Jesus Christ?"
One of the steelworkers yelled back down, "Why?"
The worker yelled back, "’Cause his mum's here with his lunch."
Nov 6, 2021 14:10:42 #
Nov 6, 2021 14:32:37 #
Love it. 
Someone left a card on my porch that said,
“For Help, Call Jesus” with a phone number.
I called it and some guy named Hey-Zeus answered.
He wanted to mow my lawn.
Someone left a card on my porch that said,
“For Help, Call Jesus” with a phone number.
I called it and some guy named Hey-Zeus answered.
He wanted to mow my lawn.
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Nov 6, 2021 15:23:58 #
BBurns wrote:
Love it.
Someone left a card on my porch that said,
“For Help, Call Jesus” with a phone number.
I called it and some guy named Hey-Zeus answered.
He wanted to mow my lawn.
Someone left a card on my porch that said,
“For Help, Call Jesus” with a phone number.
I called it and some guy named Hey-Zeus answered.
He wanted to mow my lawn.
Dr. De Zeus is the guy who replaced my knee 12 weeks ago.
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Nov 7, 2021 13:33:19 #
Alafoto
Loc: Montgomery, AL
Kraken wrote:
Dr. De Zeus is the guy who replaced my knee 12 weeks ago.
Hope you are progressing nicely with your convalescence.
Nov 7, 2021 13:36:42 #
Alafoto wrote:
Hope you are progressing nicely with your convalescence.
It's slow but it is getting better, thanks for asking.
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