wide2tele wrote:
I was in my car, driving along, my boss rang up, said: 'You've been promoted.'
I swerved.
He rang up once more, said: "You've been promoted again.'
I swerved again.
He rang a third time, said: 'You're managing director.'
I crashed into a tree.
The policeman came up, said: 'What happened to you?'
I said: 'I careered off the road.'