Husband and wife where sitting by the fireplace discussing the hereafter. They both promised each other that which ever one passed first, they would come back and tell where they are spending eternity. So, Joe passes on and late one evening he appears to his wife. She asks him how things are going and he responds...."not bad, I wake up in the morning and have sex before breakfast, then I eat breakfast followed by sex again, then its time for lunch followed by sex again, then its time for dinner followed by more sex". The wife says "oh lucky you Joe, you must be in heaven" to which Joe responds, "hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas"
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Husband and wife where sitting by the fireplace discussing the hereafter. They both promised each other that which ever one passed first, they would come back and tell where they are spending eternity. So, Joe passes on and late one evening he appears to his wife. She asks him how things are going and he responds...."not bad, I wake up in the morning and have sex before breakfast, then I eat breakfast followed by sex again, then its time for lunch followed by sex again, then its time for dinner followed by more sex". The wife says "oh lucky you Joe, you must be in heaven" to which Joe responds, "hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas"
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Hey Doc ..... that sounds about right .....
tlbuljac wrote:
Husband and wife where sitting by the fireplace discussing the hereafter. They both promised each other that which ever one passed first, they would come back and tell where they are spending eternity. So, Joe passes on and late one evening he appears to his wife. She asks him how things are going and he responds...."not bad, I wake up in the morning and have sex before breakfast, then I eat breakfast followed by sex again, then its time for lunch followed by sex again, then its time for dinner followed by more sex". The wife says "oh lucky you Joe, you must be in heaven" to which Joe responds, "hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas"
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