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The rabbit in Kansas
Oct 20, 2012 01:25:48   #
tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma
 
Husband and wife where sitting by the fireplace discussing the hereafter. They both promised each other that which ever one passed first, they would come back and tell where they are spending eternity. So, Joe passes on and late one evening he appears to his wife. She asks him how things are going and he responds...."not bad, I wake up in the morning and have sex before breakfast, then I eat breakfast followed by sex again, then its time for lunch followed by sex again, then its time for dinner followed by more sex". The wife says "oh lucky you Joe, you must be in heaven" to which Joe responds, "hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas"

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Oct 20, 2012 03:56:14   #
bucks Loc: Adelaide, South Australia, Australia
 
Great one. :thumbup:

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Oct 20, 2012 08:54:58   #
Wabbit Loc: Arizona Desert
 
tlbuljac wrote:
Husband and wife where sitting by the fireplace discussing the hereafter. They both promised each other that which ever one passed first, they would come back and tell where they are spending eternity. So, Joe passes on and late one evening he appears to his wife. She asks him how things are going and he responds...."not bad, I wake up in the morning and have sex before breakfast, then I eat breakfast followed by sex again, then its time for lunch followed by sex again, then its time for dinner followed by more sex". The wife says "oh lucky you Joe, you must be in heaven" to which Joe responds, "hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas"
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Hey Doc ..... that sounds about right .....

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Oct 26, 2012 12:37:55   #
tommyld Loc: Liverpool UK
 
tlbuljac wrote:
Husband and wife where sitting by the fireplace discussing the hereafter. They both promised each other that which ever one passed first, they would come back and tell where they are spending eternity. So, Joe passes on and late one evening he appears to his wife. She asks him how things are going and he responds...."not bad, I wake up in the morning and have sex before breakfast, then I eat breakfast followed by sex again, then its time for lunch followed by sex again, then its time for dinner followed by more sex". The wife says "oh lucky you Joe, you must be in heaven" to which Joe responds, "hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas"
Husband and wife where sitting by the fireplace di... (show quote)


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