TriX
Loc: Raleigh, NC
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured below:,
She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a
big joint. Apart from that, I drink a bottle of Jack Daniels every
week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and I
don't exercise at all."
βThat is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
β Forty," she replied
DirtFarmer
Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA
I was forty once. I started over and did it again. Now working on the third time around.
Thanks for the laugh π
Sendai5355
Loc: On the banks of the Pedernales River, Texas
My late great-grandmother once told me that she dipped snuff from the time she was 9-years old. She died at the age of 98. To this day, I believe that the snuff is what killed her.
She looks great and doesn't look her age, LOL.
Doesn't look a day over 85!!
Don
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