Salads are Good for You!
Sep 25, 2021 09:19:35 #
We've always known that salads are good for you. Now, they might be even better. There is a rumor going around that hospitals are sneaking the Covid vaccine to patients by putting it in their salad dressing. If our population gets stupider, we'll be declared incompetent, and we'll need a caretaker.
Sep 25, 2021 09:24:11 #
Sad isn't it.......
SO many stupid people.
Not uneducated, just plain stupid.
The sad part is it might have started out as sarcasm, but there are people who believe it as reality.
SO many stupid people.
Not uneducated, just plain stupid.
The sad part is it might have started out as sarcasm, but there are people who believe it as reality.
Sep 25, 2021 09:27:22 #
Sep 25, 2021 09:33:54 #
David Martin
Loc: Cary, NC
jerryc41 wrote:
We've always known that salads are good for you. Now, they might be even better. There is a rumor going around that hospitals are sneaking the Covid vaccine to patients by putting it in their salad dressing. If our population gets stupider, we'll be declared incompetent, and we'll need a caretaker.
The microchips in the vaccine give the salads added crunch.
Sep 25, 2021 09:41:45 #
David Martin wrote:
The microchips in the vaccine give the salads added crunch.
Hahaha.
I was thinking that, croutons....
Sep 25, 2021 09:44:01 #
David Martin wrote:
The microchips in the vaccine give the salads added crunch.
But they get stuck between my teeth.
Sep 25, 2021 09:45:41 #
jerryc41 wrote:
But they get stuck between my teeth.
Taste a little sandy also.
Sep 25, 2021 09:49:32 #
I never got the vaccine for fear of microchips, color me paranoid if you like. 
Sep 25, 2021 11:01:09 #
DickC wrote:
I never got the vaccine for fear of microchips, color me paranoid if you like.
You realize that there are X amount of draws in a vaccine vial. IF it were true, how would they make sure they get a chip, and only one chip per draw?
How would it fit through the needle? How would they make sure it doesn't get left in the syringe? (Not 100% of the liquid comes out of any syringe.)
Believe what you want.
Sep 25, 2021 11:53:32 #
DickC wrote:
I never got the vaccine for fear of microchips, color me paranoid if you like.
Sep 25, 2021 11:55:59 #
Sep 25, 2021 13:48:29 #
Dr Fauci will say, No salad necessary, Wear 1 salad, Wear 2 salads, Eat a booster salad. WE did not fund gain of lettuce salad Stay 6 feet away from your salad
Sep 25, 2021 16:57:23 #
Longshadow wrote:
You realize that there are X amount of draws in a vaccine vial. IF it were true, how would they make sure they get a chip, and only one chip per draw?
How would it fit through the needle? How would they make sure it doesn't get left in the syringe? (Not 100% of the liquid comes out of any syringe.)
Believe what you want.
How would it fit through the needle? How would they make sure it doesn't get left in the syringe? (Not 100% of the liquid comes out of any syringe.)
Believe what you want.
Guess I'm just getting old and cynical.
Sep 25, 2021 18:06:35 #
Sep 25, 2021 18:24:30 #
dancers wrote:
I hate salad. never seen one I liked. groan.
Salad, the meal of poor hunters (AKA vegetarians)...
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