Joke...
Soul Dr.
Loc: Beautiful Shenandoah Valley
I thought this was funny. It may be an old one, but this is the first time I have seen it.
So, maybe it's an oldie but goodie?
will
Wandering around the fair ground, a man enters a a fortune teller's tent for fun.
"I can see you are a father of two" Says the fortune teller gazing into her crystal ball.
"Ha, that's what you think" says the man. "I am the father of three."
"Ha!" Says the fortune teller. "That's what you think!"
Soul Dr. wrote:
I thought this was funny. It may be an old one, but this is the first time I have seen it.
So, maybe it's an oldie but goodie?
will
Wandering around the fair ground, a man enters a a fortune teller's tent for fun.
"I can see you are a father of two" Says the fortune teller gazing into her crystal ball.
"Ha, that's what you think" says the man. "I am the father of three."
"Ha!" Says the fortune teller. "That's what you think!"
I thought this was funny. It may be an old one, bu... (
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Add to the list,
At the hospital baby ward, the wife of the dim-bulb man informed him that she just given birth to identical twins. He immediately jumped up and demanded to know who was the father of the other child, so he could demand child support of him.
Soul Dr. wrote:
I thought this was funny. It may be an old one, but this is the first time I have seen it.
So, maybe it's an oldie but goodie?
will
Wandering around the fair ground, a man enters a a fortune teller's tent for fun.
"I can see you are a father of two" Says the fortune teller gazing into her crystal ball.
"Ha, that's what you think" says the man. "I am the father of three."
"Ha!" Says the fortune teller. "That's what you think!"
I thought this was funny. It may be an old one, bu... (
show quote)
Do you read the Quora joke forum? It was on there a couple days ago. Lol
Elderly couple watching the evening news when the husband says to his wife, "We've had many good years together. Our four sons are successful. However, the three older boys all look alike in many ways and the youngest is very different in his looks. Tell me, honestly, who is the youngest son's father?
The wife, without looking at him, says, "You are."
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