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Sep 20, 2021 09:29:35   #
Soul Dr. Loc: Beautiful Shenandoah Valley
 
I thought this was funny. It may be an old one, but this is the first time I have seen it.
So, maybe it's an oldie but goodie?

will

Wandering around the fair ground, a man enters a a fortune teller's tent for fun.

"I can see you are a father of two" Says the fortune teller gazing into her crystal ball.

"Ha, that's what you think" says the man. "I am the father of three."

"Ha!" Says the fortune teller. "That's what you think!"

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Sep 20, 2021 09:41:55   #
Stephan G
 
Soul Dr. wrote:
I thought this was funny. It may be an old one, but this is the first time I have seen it.
So, maybe it's an oldie but goodie?

will

Wandering around the fair ground, a man enters a a fortune teller's tent for fun.

"I can see you are a father of two" Says the fortune teller gazing into her crystal ball.

"Ha, that's what you think" says the man. "I am the father of three."

"Ha!" Says the fortune teller. "That's what you think!"
I thought this was funny. It may be an old one, bu... (show quote)


Add to the list,

At the hospital baby ward, the wife of the dim-bulb man informed him that she just given birth to identical twins. He immediately jumped up and demanded to know who was the father of the other child, so he could demand child support of him.

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Sep 20, 2021 15:58:37   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Sep 20, 2021 19:27:44   #
napabob Loc: Napa CA
 
Soul Dr. wrote:
I thought this was funny. It may be an old one, but this is the first time I have seen it.
So, maybe it's an oldie but goodie?

will

Wandering around the fair ground, a man enters a a fortune teller's tent for fun.

"I can see you are a father of two" Says the fortune teller gazing into her crystal ball.

"Ha, that's what you think" says the man. "I am the father of three."

"Ha!" Says the fortune teller. "That's what you think!"
I thought this was funny. It may be an old one, bu... (show quote)







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Sep 20, 2021 19:28:01   #
napabob Loc: Napa CA
 
Stephan G wrote:
Add to the list,

At the hospital baby ward, the wife of the dim-bulb man informed him that she just given birth to identical twins. He immediately jumped up and demanded to know who was the father of the other child, so he could demand child support of him.



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Sep 21, 2021 09:02:08   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 

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Sep 21, 2021 14:56:29   #
Drbobcameraguy Loc: Eaton Ohio
 
Soul Dr. wrote:
I thought this was funny. It may be an old one, but this is the first time I have seen it.
So, maybe it's an oldie but goodie?

will

Wandering around the fair ground, a man enters a a fortune teller's tent for fun.

"I can see you are a father of two" Says the fortune teller gazing into her crystal ball.

"Ha, that's what you think" says the man. "I am the father of three."

"Ha!" Says the fortune teller. "That's what you think!"
I thought this was funny. It may be an old one, bu... (show quote)


Do you read the Quora joke forum? It was on there a couple days ago. Lol

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Sep 21, 2021 16:48:25   #
PhotogHobbyist Loc: Bradford, PA
 
Elderly couple watching the evening news when the husband says to his wife, "We've had many good years together. Our four sons are successful. However, the three older boys all look alike in many ways and the youngest is very different in his looks. Tell me, honestly, who is the youngest son's father?

The wife, without looking at him, says, "You are."

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Sep 21, 2021 17:27:07   #
gsmith051 Loc: Fairfield Glade, TN
 

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Sep 21, 2021 19:30:59   #
Moondoggie Loc: Southern California
 
A good one!

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Sep 22, 2021 09:58:58   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Good one.

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Sep 29, 2021 09:47:44   #
DickC Loc: NE Washington state
 

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